Honest, It's All True And I Still Think He's Pretty Cool!
We have alot of fun times with people that come for custom care dog boarding at Harmony Farm Kennel And Lamb, near Kamloops and Vernon, BC. Of course, some days, some people and some dogs are a.l.o.t more fun! I've been waiting for an appropriate day to post this as I've never laughed so hard over honesty!
Ok, I have never really had this perspective on our HFKL Registration/Information Form before but, hek there is always another way of looking at answers to questions right?
A tall, tanned, long haired man with dark glassed, faded jeans and cowboy boots got out of his bright orange and black classic muscle car. He stood in the doorway leaning on the side of the big cedar doors filling out our forms just snickering as he shook his head, chuckling the entire time, filling in the answers for the massive champagne intact American Bull Dog busy slobbering on his leash, gleefully gazing up at him as if he were 'dog god'. When I asked if he needed help he laughed out loud and said, "Oh yeah, sure do and so will you when you read my answers!"
Here are some of his answers... to some of our questions...
How long have you owned your dog? Bros dog, dumped him on me months ago and not a word since.
Are there any other animals in your household? Sometimes, depends on what girl brings what.
How does your dog get along with other animals? Great unless male, female always better.
Are there any types of dogs your dog fears or dislikes? No fear, fight or F---
Does your dog have any allergies? Dogfood.
Any current injuries or health concerns? Just his face, butt, paws and ears - huge balls, weird anus – don't touch 'em!
Does your dog have any likes or dislikes? Both.
How does your dog show that they're happy? Drools more, wags stub, humps something.
Has your dog ever: bitten someone? Yes Jumped at anyone with aggression? Of course. Bitten another dog? Only males.
Is your dog a chronic barker and how do you deal with it? Leave.
Does your dog have basic obedience? Nope.
Does your dog come when called? If hungry.
Does your dog enjoy toys or play with anything? Himself, often.
Does your dog have his own his bed at home? Owns the couch.
Is your dog a destruction master? When it smells bad I throw it out.
What is your dog's current activity level? TV
Has your dog been in a kennel before – how was their experience? Didn't ask.
Reading through his form I looked up at the man eyebrows raised. He just lifted his shoulders, lifting his hands up in surrender chuckling and said with a smirk, “Honest – it's all true and I still think he's pretty cool!” Gotta love a man that loves a dog without conditions!