Dog'On Good Lamb Bits And Bites? Dog Security Required!
Harmony Farm Kennel And Lamb is a country dog boarding kennel at Monte Lake, near Kamloops and also producer of BC's finest premium lamb. We knew our idea of dehydrating the best organ meats of our chemical-free lamb for Dog'On Good Lamb Bit & Bites would be popular but we had no idea they would need security!
Proudly, we finally had one of our first big batches made, packaged, labeled and boxed. Thinking I was extra organized, I put the box of them high up on top of a 6' shelf unit, all ready for our first distribution later that week. A couple very hectic days passed by and then, gathering ourselves together one night I asked Gerry, ”Where is that box of dog snacks?” “Its on the shelf in the office”, he replied. I went there to double check, then looked around further in case I had inadvertantly moved them and returned to Gerry saying, “They aren't there, did you move them?” He looked up at me surprised and said, “Nope, but I'll take a look around anyways.” We both went searching assuming that in the hustle and bustle of the last days we'd become forgetful. “Uh, oh...” I heard him moan from the living room. “That would explain the blue gas on my side of the bedroom last night! I hoped it wasn't you...” he laughed. “WHAT?!...I gasped! “What do you mean uh, oh and what's this about blue gas?” I questioned him with my blood up just a little.
As we both peered down in disbelief at the very empty box peaking out from behind our window curtain, we stood there stunned. Gently moving the curtain we just stared at all the ripped up torn packaging and bits of labels 'hidden' away. “NO!” I yelped, “That son of a gun Chemi! That sneaky, rotten son of a gun thieving dog! That ____thief! I can't believe he ate them ALL! Every single piece and every package! Urrggghhhhh”, I freaked! “I think he likes them”, Gerry said calmly with a fisicious little smirk, defending his guilty dog. “I think he likes them, a.lot...and...I am soooo relieved it was him with the blue gas!” Stunned at what I heard, all of a sudden we laughed and laughed and held our stomachs laughing as we took in the silly sight strewn all over, 'hidden' behind the curtain. “Never again,” I said, “We need a taller place to keep this stuff”. “Oh no,” Gerry replied, “good problem but I'm thinking we need a lock and key for these ...they are like dog 'gold'...we need a serious built in double dog security for Dog'On Good lamb snacks!!”
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